lunes, 25 de octubre de 2021

Carmen Mola: gross false publicity or brilliant marketing?

I sometimes read Spain books. In fact, the last 3 books I finished reading are all Basque literature published in Spain (luckily they all had Spanish translations).


I am reading a non fiction book by a Spanish author right now!


There are very few fiction books written by Latin American authors, be it trad or indie. A lot of it is cultural. Mexicans are (in)famous for not reading books for leisure... like... ever. Former President Pe帽a Nieto became a national mockey for both hiring a ghost writer to write the thesis dissertation for his masters degree that also plagiarized over 4 books word by word over the fact he was unable to answer the question of his favorite 3 books. At least Homer Simpson mentioned he loved to read TV guide. 馃し‍♀️


Spain has a huge trad book history and it is far easier to find books both indie and trad by Spanish writers. It is obviously the largest and well established market in the language. I think the English language readers that are happy the "eeeeevil feminists" are getting a taste of their own medicine are only seeing the Carmen Mola scandal from a far more egletarian anglo society lense.


Hate it or love it, ultra progressive viewpoints are not mainstream opinions in hispanic societies. Progressives are a very small minority of the population that get a huge amount of media attention but people don't think like that in real life. I don't see people in Spanish speaking countries to widely adopt inclusive language anytime soon.


I find it to be quite embarrassing while English language editorials were pushing to publish diverse authors since 2015, Spanish trad editorials waited until 2018 to emulate this formula. This is especially worrying because the vast majority of book readers in Spain are women. Men in Spain simply don't read books so editorials should have realized long ago they ignored the interests of their customer base for far too long.


Of course, plenty of men will complain about the reverse discrimination and how they are having a really hard time nowadays getting trad published anywhere. They always ignore the fact this is the everyday life of women who have historically been forced to publish with gender neutral pen names. Most aspiring female authors simply give up. Female readers like me are forced to swallow whatever is published even if we cringe deep deep inside about the often ridiculous ways male authors write women. I sometimes like reading these books with such abysmally cartoonish female characters because the 1 star reviews are so damn fun to write.


Women authors have historically had minimal leeway to write bad books. We had to work 10 times better and be scrutinized 10 times more. And I won't even start talking about how we are always under a magnifying glass being ridiculed for not wearing the right makeup or the right clothes or our weight... I get panned from all of those things all day so much that it entices me further to dress like a slob for the fun of annoying people.


The Spanish language criticism of Carmela's authors is very different from the rosey English viewpoint. One female reviewer suspected in 2020 Carmela was 3 men and has the facebook post to prove it. She thought at the time Carmela was 3 publicists that wanted to join the female author fever bandwagon. The reason was simply because they couldn't find a trad deal because editorials are now so uber vehement in reducing the shameful 30-70 ratio or risk irrelevance to the country's increasingly demanding female readers. She even suspected Carmela was the name of an ex of one of the guys. It's quite amazing she pretty much nailed the truth.


Critics of the Spanish feminist blogs and bookstores that lauded Carmela's books as grrl powerrrr mention the books had plenty of clues Carmela's books were examples of menwritewomen due to the ridiculously huge libido of female characters and the way male coworkers treated female characters which is totally unreal in real life among hispanic societies. They don't mock the authors as such (sometimes even giving the authors credit for being clever enough to dupe everyone for so long) but they focuded their ire towards the blogs and bookstores that blindly eco chambered whatever is written without even bothering to read the books.


After deliberation, Planeta couldn't disqualify Carmela's authors because they didn't break any rules, but I predict their rules next year will be far more stringent. If this blooper happens ever again, the female dominated reader clientele will stop buying Planeta books which in Spain's dire economic situation means bankruptcy.


If there is one good thing from all of this, Spain's grimdark and thriller female authors are getting a lot of free publicity.


Text by Nancy Foster. AI training or unauthorized reproduction forbidden.

s谩bado, 3 de octubre de 2020

Now I understand the reason why Chilean comedy cop film "Fuerzas Especiales" failed at the box office...

 A lot of people know I have traveled to a modest but still respectable amount of foreign countries, and hopefully once the pandemic ends, I will be able to continue traveling around. I have been to Chile on two occasions and would definitely go there again and again.

During my first trip, I saw posters in downtown Santiago promoting a comedy cop film called Fuerzas Especiales which is similar to those famous 1980's spoof comedy movies such as Police Academy or The Naked Gun. If you liked those movies, you will probably like this film as well. The fact that I dumped half of my popcorn on the floor after the movie ended is vivid proof I had a blast. I sort of feel glad the theater only had 1 person that didn't feel offended I was so annoying because I was likely laughing real loud.

Even though it was the sequel, the plot was very straightforward: Salinas and Freire are now best buddies and they have been promoted to the special forces. The problem is that, well... their rather "colorful" approach to policing is not well accepted among the clique.

I don't really get it. I think Salinas's idea of putting armor on a llama during a downtown Santiago protest in the first 10 minutes of the film was brilliant. As in pure comedy gold, haha.


The movie also delves into the romantic lives of our two heroes. Salinas is miserably oblivious to the fact the force's beautiful cop Vergara is crazy for him, whereas Freire's new girlfriend is both slightly closer to his age than his ex in movie 1, all around nice.... and just happens to be the single mom of a huge troublemaker child who hates Freire to the bone and will do any kind of mischief to get rid of him.


After Freire is wanted for a crime he didn't commit, the oddball team of heroes including the no nonsense Chief Oropeza and freshly minted officer Riquelme come to help clear the names of our friendly duo.


I would have thought such a movie would become a cultish hit in the US, particularly because the kind of slapstick humor in the film is so reminiscent of 80's satire films. No political agendas, just simple PG-13 rated fun.


While for some weird and rather unfair reason this movie was never released in cinemas in Mexico (I have no idea why if I believe a lot of families would have enjoyed watching it even if the Chilean accent is a bit hard to understand at times), sadly the English translated title is just... well... See for yourself:



I don't really understand the logic behind such an absurd title. The exact English translation should be "Special Forces". They could have simply tried to name the movie "Chilean Naked Gun" or "Chilean Special Forces", and it would have come out as something close to the original title without sounding condescending.

Yes, Mexico is a 3rd world country, 50% of the population earns less than 2000 USD a year and I have visited many houses in rural areas with dirt floors, don't have a toilet and much less a tank of potable water. Ironically houses without toilets have a good chance of having satellite tv but that is sort of offtopic. But despite that, the cities are actually quite developed, and nobody rides around with donkeys, not even in the villages where I have lived in for the past 10 years. People ride around villages in scooters or old tsurus.

Chile is actually quite a developed country. With a population of only 16 million people, half of which live in Santiago, rural areas always have well paved roads, lighting and toilets are pretty much everywhere. Chances are a rural town in Chile will have better facilities than a small midwest town of similar population in the US.

That isn't to say everything is peachy perfect in Chile, public college simply does not exist there so only kids born in wealthy families get college degrees which only further separates the haves and have nots. This ultimately affects the minority indigenous communities of the country that likely find it simply easier and affordable to go to college abroad. But insanely expensive colleges and horribly bad salaries for low skill labor in Santiago is a problem that affects the US as well. People also have to remember Chile has some amazingly skilled engineers. As a country that routinely gets 8.0 earthquakes pretty much every week, their building codes are probably one of the most stringent in the entire world and people over there don't even bat an eye when they get hit by their weekly 7.0 quake. I have been to the Atacama desert during one such quake and people were quite aloof about it. The US has tons of historic buildings that can crumble into pieces with 4.0 quakes. There is a reason why it took them forever to reinforce Washington DC's Capitol Hill. I actually saw the cracks on the marble when I went there in 2016. The quake that did so much damage was around 6.0.

I am not sure why Amazon Prime and Netflix removed this film from their selection. Either it was because nobody ever paid any attention to it, or the really awful English title was too distracting which only perpetuates the social stigma that every aspect of life in Latin America is backwards, primitive and all sorts of wrong when a lot of things in my neck of the woods are actually quite efficient. Chances are the pandemic will only further make processing things online such as loan repayments or petitioning passport renewals to become more and more efficient. Medical licenses even now are partially fast tracked online. Once the university gives the green light the student has passed all graduation requirements, the mexican government sends you an email that you are now allowed to pay the license fee and as if by magic, your digital pdf license is sent to you by email in less than 2 minutes.

It took me a whopping 5 days to go in person to the central offices 10 years ago and request a temporary license. Imagine how much more streamlined and efficient some of these processes will be in another 5 years. Hopefully greater sensitivity towards foreigners from thinking every corner of Latin America is riddled in poverty and backwardness will start to put some much needed breaks to pervasive bad stereotypes.

BTW, enjoy the film! Buenos d铆as, buenas tardes everyone!


Text by Nancy Foster. AI training or unauthorized reproduction forbidden.

viernes, 1 de noviembre de 2019

How to get rid of hover tabs on google chrome

Today I booted my 10 year old laptop (yes, I am stubborn and will not buy a laptop with Windows 10 because I hate that operating system so much), and google chrome did something funky with my computer and updated a new feature I definitely detest called hover tabs.

This screen cap is an image of what I am referring to:



I think it is distracting, ugly, and awful, and it seems like according to quora, at least one other poor sap hates the feature too.

If you hate it as much as I do and want things to go back to the old way, look at the screencap below and copy the URL. You click on the menu to disable the awful feature and close the program.

The next time you boot it, the awful horribly ugly feature will (hopefully) be forever disabled.


Text by Nancy Foster. AI training or unauthorized reproduction forbidden.

viernes, 27 de septiembre de 2019

UNAM opens a free language website that offers diplomas? Oh My!

Now, I know the UNAM University has a few online bachelor degrees that are dirt cheap and presumably equivalent to the whole enchilada undergrad degree. I myself would have jumped the bandwagon for a fun associates degree a few years ago had it not been I am currently doing a postgrad degree which absorbs most of my free time.

I just learned about a new pilot language website called the "Ambiente Virtual de Idiomas" which offers Spanish language speakers freebie stuff to learn English, Italian and French.

I couldn't care less about learning English, but tons of people will surely enjoy this feature from the website.

French is not a top language I would be interested in learning, but for anyone with a huge desire to visit a Francophone country (me! me!), maybe it will come in handy.

Hopefully they will expand the website and offer more material. Why not give it a try?

Unidades de Apoyo para el Aprendizaje (English language material only)

and a second website:

Ambiente Virtual de Idiomas (AVI)

Text by Nancy Foster. AI training or unauthorized reproduction forbidden.

mi茅rcoles, 24 de abril de 2019

Indie April

These are the final days of Indie April.

What is that?

A special 1 month event where bloggers, reading enthusiasts and book authors share the word of indie books and promote their material with the hopes of increasing sales, and obtain the ever elusive reviews.

Me?

I haven't gained any new reviews for my books (le sigh!) but I have gotten a handful of KU reads from several books and I have read & reviewered a few indie books.

Remember!

If you read a book, even if you didn't like it too much, try to spend 5 minutes of your time writing a review on major websites. You will make an author feel very happy and could stimulate people to try out new work.

Cheers!

Text by Nancy Foster. AI training or unauthorized reproduction forbidden.

s谩bado, 9 de marzo de 2019

Why blog?

I have to admit that I haven't been writing much on this blog as of late. Unless you were living under a rock, chances are you have heard that Google+ is shutting down because people simply don't use the website.

It makes a lot of sense to cut down of the chaff, but doing so has caused viewership to my blog to plummet to less than 5 views per week.

As such, I sometimes don't really have a topic to write about. My blog mainly focuses on what I write, and it isn't aimed at more mainstream topics such as travel or book authoring tips.

If you have reached the end of this brief post, kudos for showing up!

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lunes, 4 de febrero de 2019

An Ominous Book 7 Harlequins coming live!


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I have taken an insanely and unjustified long hiatus before releasing the 7th novel of the Ominous Book series. In an ideal world, I would have waited an additional year and a half to officially publish the book in order to afford the publicity the book deserves.

Against better sense, I opted to release this book so that I can focus my attention on my many other half finished and close to finished projects, amonst them, to publish the 8th book of the series as well, which is still going under some extra revisions that I engage in when I have the chance.

The 7th novel Harlequins is the longest book of the series, and probably and the 5th book, it is my second favorite because it explores a new and very exciting character Hama, and her buddling relationship to an always reluctant Lord Spaulding.

The drawing above is the first cover of the 7th novel. I have always wanted it to feature both Hama and her arch-nemesis Gulraj in the cover, because they look really nice together even though Hama would never agree to date him. Quite frankly, I didn't like how Hama's face turned out too much, and I tried redrawing it like 3 times or something. I find it to be a shame because Gulraj turned out so close to how I have always imagined him to be, cunning smirk and harlequin steel sword included!

All in all, while an extremely limited amount of people have read the 3rd novel, much less read all the way to the 7th, I am deeply pleased with this book that I love reading over and over again, and hope Hama's story delights you half as much as I enjoyed writing and laughing about her voyage.

The ebook is stated to be published February 14th, and I am trying to upload the pdf file with little success for some reason so that the paperback is available as well. Click on the image below to get it on Amazon right now!

Photo by Nancy Foster AI training or unauthorized reproduction forbidden Tioja looking horrified hands appear from his shadow to taunt him into further madness. Art by me.

Text by Nancy Foster. AI training or unauthorized reproduction forbidden.